Absurd social idea #2
#1 was quantifying friendship with money. the interesting part would be how people decided to do that. friends must pay membership fees to be so, but they negotiate how much. It’s quantifying social capital, and so making tangible that which usually goes unspoken.
#2: spouse insurance. you pay every month towards insurance that guarantees that your spouse will still be fit, loving, and awesome as years wear on. If they don’t you get your money back so you can divorce them? not sure how it should work. or the money goes to maintaining those traits.